Whew! I’ve got a lot of ground to cover…
Today is my sweet husband’s birthday! To celebrate, Cakes gave him a makeover.
She made him wear the neon green vampire teeth, because they’re his “makeover teeth.” Doesn’t he look thrilled?
We also bought him gifts:
A Chumlee (from Pawn Stars on History Channel) t-shirt
Beavis and Butthead on DVD (he’s not 12 years old – honest)
James Taylor’s Greatest Hits
New bedroom slippers
A jar of pickled okra (which he loves, and everybody else hates)
As you can probably tell, he’s a man of varied and eclectic tastes.
I made his favorite birthday cake – white, with chocolate frosting:
As well as poached eggs, and scratch cranberry streusel muffins for breakfast.

For lunch, I made hummus and veggie wraps, my homemade version of a restaurant favorite (you know how I love veggies, and especially veggie sandwiches – see The Famous Veggie Deluxe Sandwich). We had this wrap once at our local bulk/organic foods store, which also serves breakfast and lunch, but at $5.99 for half a wrap and a cup of soup, it wasn’t exactly a bargain. For around $4.00, I can make two WHOLE wraps at home, and they’re SO delicious! Honestly, I think I could eat one every day, and considering that I need a lot of variety in my diet, that’s really saying something. If you’d like to try this recipe at home, you’ll need:
Hummus. If you have a favorite brand of hummus, go for it. If not, you might want to try my scratch recipe. It’s great! (My husband calls it YUM-mus). I even make tahini from scratch by toasting hulled sesame seeds and blending them in my coffee grinder with a little olive oil. I started doing this when my favorite tahini rose sharply in price.
A package of your favorite tortillas. We like Mission sun-dried tomato and basil wrap tortillas for this sandwich.
A mix of fresh, raw veggies. Today I used romaine lettuce, red onion, red and green bell pepper strips, cucumber, and carrots.
An avocado, cut into small segments. I like Haas best.
Your favorite salad dressing. Today I used Kraft Sun-dried Tomato Vinaigrette. It was excellent.
Just warm the tortilla for a few seconds in the microwave so it’s pliable, spread with hummus, top with your veggie mix and avocado segments, and drizzle with salad dressing.
Roll up, slice in half, and enjoy!
In other news, DJ got his first haircut! He really, really needed one, but he wasn’t happy about it. I had to bribe him with a steady stream of Skittles from those quarter candy-vending jars in the mall, and when that no longer worked, I let him spray me (A LOT) with the stylist’s water bottle.
Bee was sad, because she said he didn’t look like a baby anymore. She always tells me how much she’ll miss “his baby years.”
In my own desperate attempt to hang on to his babyhood, I saved a lock of his fine, silky, baby hair. This is one of those weird Mommy things that people who’ve never had children can’t understand. I have a “memory box” for each of my kids, containing their hospital ID bracelets, going home outfits, locks of hair, lost baby teeth….and really, what am I going to do with their teeth? I have a feeling that someday, when they’re grown, if I present them with a box of their teeth, they’ll probably say, “EEEWWWW!” and have me put in a home.
I did draw the line at saving their umbilical cord stumps, because I found them slightly repulsive, and also because someone I know told me that she saved her first baby’s cord stump in a container, and when she opened it a couple years later, the smell was so revolting she almost passed out.
But if you DID save your baby’s cord stump, don’t worry…I won’t judge you. Believe me, I get it.



















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Awww how fun and oh so cute!! Happy Birthday to your husband!
Mmmm, that veggie wrap looks delicious! Thanks for the tahini tip, it’s pretty dear in these parts. I’ll be trying that one at home. And the saving hair/teeth/stumps thing made me die with laughter, because I debate saving these things as well! But not the stump. That thing had to GO!
Cakes looks so serious as she doing it, too! (Actually, I think this may be the only time I’ve ever seen a picture of a serious Cakes!)
In college, the cafeteria offered sack lunches, and one of the options was a veggie-hummus wrap…sometimes, I opted for a sack lunch even if I was going to be in the building–so good! Now I’m hungry and wishing I had everything to make one…
I might need to make that wrap tomorrow! I have been letting my two boys’ hair grow out (does it really keep their head that much warmer??). I am saving teeth, too… have no idea what will become of them.
Mmmm pickled okra!! My grandpa and I pickle okra every year – most of our family doesn’t like it much either but I love it!! And boiled peanuts
(My grandpa spends the winter on the Gulf and brings back canned boiled peanuts – not as good as fresh, but still yummy)
Hi Heather! Regarding the motherhood “saving” issue…I’ve got one up on you, hehehe. My mother-in-law & I hit it off right away when I met her, so she ran upstairs for some still unknown reason & pulled out my future husband’s baby book. She wasn’t sure at first which was his (of her three boys), so she brought down all three. THEN, she pulled out the dead skin from his circumcision! He almost fainted. Then, turns out it wasn’t his…it was his poor younger brother’s…who then turned 10 shades of red. That night has been brought up at various times over the years, & we’ve now been married 13 years. Thank the good Lord we had only girls, lol! I still get queasy when I think of it…but I do have a box similar to yours for my girls, with the first haircut, teeth, first shoes, and I’m not sure why I kept the umbilical cord, but it doesn’t smell thank goodness. I have read your blog for a few years now, and I just want to thank you for making me feel normal. Our opinions don’t always match, but the world would be a borning place if we all thought exactly the same anyway, right? Take care & keep the posts coming when you can!
That’s so funny! If I had been there for DJ’s circumcision, I would hope that they wouldn’t even offer me the option of saving the skin, because motherhood makes me just crazy enough that I might consider it…
Also, I welcome different opinions, as long as they’re shared in a respectful way. Variety is the spice of life, after all.
I was secretly hoping we’d get a picture of you…after being sprayed by DJ. =)
Here too. We broke the record high today with a temp of 59, and we haven’t even had any snow yet! Not ANY! This is unheard of.
My husband is a very good sport. I don’t have the patience!
I still have the clamp too!
Awww, DJ looks so big kiddish now!! I am thankful that my sweetie will probably not need her first haircut until she is 20, since it is growing at a snail’s pace, but then again, I think it is harder for little girl’s to lose that baby look to a haircut.
Looking forward to trying your hummus and LOVE your tip to make your own tahini…how economical!! (P.s. after trying out many many recipes, your sauce for chicken stir-fry is by far our family’s favorite!!)
The 5th is my birthday also! My 17mth old son just got his first haircut last weekend too. As squirmy as he is, I think he did pretty well. I saved some of his hair too, but my husband doesn’t quite understand why.
I just might have to make those veggie wraps. They look so good
I have been following your blog for some time now (about 2 years) and told a lot of people about you and your lifestyle. It’s been a pleasure to follow your kids development and your posts on frugal living. This is my first comment, but believe me I have been a big fan.
Congratulations on a wonderful family!
Mariana Monteiro
My mom just brought over like 12 bins of my old stuff, but there were amazing toys in there…little people, my little ponies, trolls, haha…I love that she saved everything. Glad there wasn’t a stump though
What brand of coffee grinder do you use when making the tahini? We just bought a quisinart coffee grinder for spice grinding but read online that it became dull when using it for spices. We will see what happens!
Ours is Mr Coffee brand. We’ve had it for almost 10 years, and have been happy with it.
Hi Heather,
I totally get you saving the baby teeth. Honestly, I still have some of my own that my mother presented to me in her “treasure” box. She kept them wrapped up in Kleenex with the date written on the Kleenex if you can even believe that. Yes, well. They also kept my hair and I have hair from all of my boys. I’m not sure what I’ll do with it, but I like to look at it sometimes and take a mental trip down memory lane.
-Ryan
Ok I totally just saw the bit about the umbilical cord…I teach on an Indian Reservation and it is tradition for the parents to sew their cord into an leather animal (usually a turtle or lizard) and it symbolizes keeping their spirit steady and bad spirits away. The kids will have it hanging above their crib or bed.
I still have the hair from my little Bean’s first haircut–she was 4 months old! And she needed the haircut badly! It looks like DJ had a great time.
Love the makeover teeth!
Happy Birthday to your hubby! The makeover sounds fun, well at least for her, lol! I think I may have saved one the the cords of my kids. Have no idea where it is, so I’ll probably think it’s something awful if I find it!